Updated: Sep 4, 2021
Want some help with your dating? They say women are attracted to men who can make them laugh, so check out these cheesy chat up lines are sure to get a laugh, if not a date!
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
"I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
"Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers."
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
"There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name."
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
"Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend."
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?&quo