Cheesy Chat Up Lines

Want some help with your dating? They say women are attracted to men who can make them laugh, so check out these cheesy chat up lines are sure to get a laugh, if not a date!

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

"I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

"Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers."

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

"There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name."

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

"Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend."

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

“I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”

“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”

“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”

“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”

“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”

“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”

“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”

“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”

“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”

“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”

“I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.”

“Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”

“I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Happy Dating Y'all!

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